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I'm Mizutamari Bond. I'm Mizutamari. I'm Mizutamari.
Thank you for having me!
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Today, we have Ms. M.
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
Today, we'd like you to do a trial experiment.
We're going to ask you five questions.
Which one will you save?
It's a question that will cost you your life.
According to the survey,
"Most people will choose this one," has been decided.
Now, we'd like you to check if you have a majority opinion.
- I see. - I see.
"Most people will choose this one," has been decided.
It doesn't mean you have to have a majority opinion.
But we'd like you to think about what you think.
- I'm sorry, but who are you? - Who are you?
I'm Kiichi Bakuchi.
"Kiichi Bakuchi" is...
Stop it! Stop it!
- That's all! - You won't do it, will you, Kiichi?
No way!
I didn't know it'd be this cold today.
We have an event today, so we have to make you feel like it's cold.
- Do we have to do that? - Do we have to do that?
Kiichi Bakuchi
- Let's start with the easy one. - Okay.
There's a railroad track, and it's split in two.
- You're at the switch where the railroad is switched. - Okay.
Right now, there's a huge amount of rocks on the railroad tracks.
Five workers are working at the front of the railroad tracks.
- At this rate, all five of them will die. - Oh, no!
However, if you switch the switch,
- the railroad track will go in a different direction. - Oh, no!
- But one worker is working in the opposite direction. - What?!
Now, you have to answer "should I switch the switch or not?"
- Oh! - I can only answer "should I switch it or not?"
- That's right. - But even if you think about it, it won't change.
- It won't change. - You can answer "should I switch it or not?" right away.
- Okay, first, "should I switch the switch or not?" - Okay.
- Who said "should I switch the switch or not?" - You said it!
- Okay, majority said "should I switch the switch or not?" - At least you said "should I switch the switch or not?"
- Do you know why they said "should I switch the switch or not?" - Those five people were destined to die in the first place.
- By switching the switch, you killed one of them. - I think switching the switch is psychopathic.
- It depends on who's there. - Anyway, that's it.
- Let's move on to the next question. - Okay.
- It's changed a little. - Okay.
- Sendou is now one-legged. - One-legged?
- One-legged. - Okay.
- And again, the truck is running wild. - Okay.
- There are five medical staff working in front of it. - Okay.
- This guy is going to die! - Oh no!
- You're on a bridge right now. - Okay.
- There's a fat guy on the bridge. In other words, Yumemaru is peering down. - Oh.
- If you push this guy's back and push him down, - Okay.
- Yumemaru will fall on Sendou, and the truck will head for Yumemaru and save him. - I'm going to die.
- Yumemaru will die. - Oh no.
- In other words, will you push this guy down or not? - The result is the same as before, right?
- The result is the same. - Yeah.
- "Switch" or "push him down"? - Yes.
- But I like Yumemaru. - No, you don't.
- Yes, please say "Yumemaru" in front of me, too. - That's easy.
- I want to see you say "Yumemaru" in front of me, though. - That's crazy.
- It's hard to see that.
- Have you decided? - Yes.
- Who says "push him down"? - Yes.
- Who says "don't push him down"? - Yes.
- That's crazy. - But "push him down" is crazy, right?
- But it doesn't change if you're playing "switch", right? - Yeah.
- It's the same as playing it, - I know.
- but you're protecting your own mentality more than your own life. - Yeah, my mentality.
- The majority say "push him down", "don't do anything", and "don't push him down". - Oh, me.
- The situation is exactly the same as before, but it's almost the opposite of "switch" or "push him down". - Yeah.
- It's not fun if you get cut off. - No, it's not.
- It's funny. - Next.
First of all, there are six people who are sick.
- One of them is about to die. - Yeah.
Five of them are okay so far, but they're already dead.
There's an antidote, but there's only one.
If you're about to die, you have to give up all of the medicine.
But if you're about to die, and you divide the medicine into five people, all five of you will be saved.
- Which one do you choose? - I'll go with you.
If you wait a little longer, you'll get the medicine.
Who wants to save one of the patients?
- I do. - Okay, you're going to save five people.
- Well... - Yeah.
I thought it couldn't be helped.
- You psychopaths! - What!? No way!
- Most of you choose to save one of them. - No way! Why!?
Seriously!? That's weird!
There are times when you think about the other five people because you're about to die.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- On the contrary, if you're about to die, you should say "Help me." - Yeah.
- That's what I was thinking. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's what you're thinking, right? - Yeah.
If we can't save all six of you, we're going to...
- We're going to think about the other five people. - Yeah.
- We're going to save all five of you. - Yeah.
- If you're about to die, you should say "Help me." - Yeah!
- If you do that, you'll save all five of you. - Yeah.
Wait a minute. We've been doing YouTube for ten years now.
We can't leave all five of you here and save the rest of you.
All of you will be killed!
Sorry! The five of us will continue doing YouTube!
- I'd like to change the subject a little bit this time. - Okay.
Six of you are all dying at the same level of death.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
However, Yumemaru is really hard to take medicine for.
- Yumemaru... - Yumemaru...
Yumemaru is really hard to take medicine for, so he can't take any of it.
But the other five of you can take medicine normally, so you'll be saved.
Will you save them?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Well, I'm sure you'll be able to answer this question right away.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Are we going to stay here? - I didn't expect it.
- I don't know what it is, but I didn't expect it.
Who can save one person who is hard to take medicine for?
- Me! - Me!
Well, most of you will save five people.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It's hard to take medicine for, so even if you save five people...
If you don't take it seriously, you might be able to cure someone you can't cure.
- That's right. - That's right. - Which one is it?
Well, I don't know which one is correct.
I don't think I've ever saved five people.
Okay, then Tetsuya-kun will throw away this memo again.
I haven't done it at all.
- Then this is the last question. - Yes.
There is a big incident in a village and you're looking for the culprit.
- The village Yankees are furious. - Yankees are furious!
- If you find the culprit, I'll kill you. - Oh, no, no, no.
The Yankees are so angry that they can't stop.
If you can't find the culprit, I'll kill five people for now.
Oh, no, Yankees!
However, there is an outsider who says, "No, he's the culprit."
However, that outsider is actually not the culprit.
And that outsider is hiding in your house now.
- If you let him in, will you be killed? - If you let him in, you will definitely be killed.
If you don't let him in, the Yankees will kill five people who are not bad at all.
- Oh, no, Yankees! - Yes.
- You should do it more, Yankees! - What do you mean?
- Do you want me to do it? - Isn't that cruel?
- Wait, Yankees. - No, Yankees don't get along.
- Seriously. - Seriously.
Indoro-han!
Bring it out!
Hey, Yume-han! Indoro-han, in there!
But I don't know about the other five members I knew.
- Why do you think about the other members? - No.
- Now, who will hand over the outsider? - Me!
- Okay, you two won't hand him over. - It's rational.
- I'm thinking about the same thing. - Well, yes.
- The majority is... - Yes.
- The majority is to kill five people. - I see.
If you don't kill Yankees, I'll kill Yankees.
I'll say to the outsiders, "Sorry about this situation."
Sorry about that.
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- "This isn't a belief that weird people come up with," - "Some people think like this," - "So you should not think like that," - "Is written in this book." - "After all, everyone thinks differently," - "So we all become foolish," - "So it's hard for us to bring up a story," - "Everyone is born with different thoughts and we die every time,"
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